Итак, после сдачи курсача я принялась за ето интересное дело(перевод запроса еси что) и вот что вышло.
Dear Colleagues,
Our group of young scientists from St. Petersburg, have developed a model of the ideal penis.
As we know, you still do not have a standard for that vital organ.
We took the responsibility to put into practice the necessary investigation; research results are presented to your stern (severe) and fair trial.
This is before (beta) presintation show, we beg you to take the project critically, but indulgent.
The picture of ideal penis (hereinafter IP) is in the appendix.
Explanations and main characteristics are given below:
Size IP is adaptable, both in width and in length (depending on the purpose).
Mobility – IP is transportable (see 6 feet at the base of the penis).
Color – is variable.
Intellect – IP is smart, as confirmed by a diploma of a higher education.
The positive mood does not depend on external and internal circumstances - eyes, mouth.
The sensitivity of IP is provided with special sensors - eyelashes.
Readiness to listen to a partner after sex - there are ears.
An important part of IP is a control panel (chlenopult). This is a remote device with a display, four-joystick and four programmable shortcut keys, allows you to control the basic functions of a penis: size, color, functionality, life style and so on.
The functions of programmable keys default: a strong erection, faster tempo, slow tempo, ejaculation.
IP has a document confirming his ideal - a certificate with the seal and the necessary signatures of the corresponding services.
And of course he has the ideal name, IP is “Pis’k”.
Dear colleagues, we ask you to evaluate our efforts and report about any the shortcomings, if they have the place to be.
If there are no such shortcomings, we intercede for the early introduction of IP as a standard of the ideal penis in the House of Weights and Measures.
Thanks in advance.
Your sincerely,
Team iFoxy.ru
Не судите строго еси что..сама рыдала при переводе